What an Eccentric Person Should NOT Wear While Washing Dishes:

1. Yellow rubber gloves
2. White tank-top
3. Blue short pants
4. Tennis shoes
5. And a pink and brown polka-dot apron

Because if you do, one is subject to sudden bursts of inspiration, out of which comes the question, "Darling little sister, wouldst thou be a dear and take a picture of me?"

And you begin going around, asking everyone, "Don't I look grand, Mother?" Smiling deliciously at them and looking something like this:

Then, you go around blabbing to everyone else that you're going to post it on your blog, and end up being forced to keep promises made while under the subjection of an incomplete brain.

Oh, well. :)

Have a lovely day, anyway!